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Generate a clean, premium, light Canadian maple wood texture, photographed straight-on with soft natural lighting. No knots, no heavy grain, minimal contrast. High-end Canadian aesthetic. Neutral tones so text can sit clearly on top.

Why This Exists

Truth: I wanted one of those giant wall calendars I kept seeing online…
Then I saw the shipping to Canada: $48 USD.

For shipping. Not even the calendar.
Just the shipping. F that, eh.

So I made my own.
Introducing THE BIG F’ING CANADIAN CALENDAR.

Built for actual Canadians:

✓ CDN$
✓ Canadian holidays (because… obviously)
✓ Weekends shaded
✓ $15 CAD flat-rate shipping
✓ And let’s be honest — “Big F’ing” is way funnier

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CANADA’S BIG F’ING CALENDAR 2026

CANADA’S BIG F’ING CALENDAR 2026

CANADA’S BIG F’ING CALENDAR 2026

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